<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Deep Sy: Podcast]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me reading my posts, including occasional character voices and other nonsense. Plus bonus episodes for paid subscribers.]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/s/podcast</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gxSw!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1bc9ca1-c2ab-4880-9892-2b5bf81b6dee_1280x1280.png</url><title>Deep Sy: Podcast</title><link>https://deepsy.net/s/podcast</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 19:04:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://deepsy.net/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Sybren Hoekstra]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[sy.hoekstra@gmail.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[sy.hoekstra@gmail.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[sy.hoekstra@gmail.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[sy.hoekstra@gmail.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: I Went to One of Colbert’s Last Shows]]></title><description><![CDATA[In the crowd, and on the stage, at the Late Show]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-i-went-to-one-of-colberts</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-i-went-to-one-of-colberts</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 11:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CqWF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F815d4730-9679-4c3a-91cf-ab20ce19ce95_1024x768.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div 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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: My Experience Inside a Disability Film Festival]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus, a controversial joke that didn&#8217;t land]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-my-experience-inside</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-my-experience-inside</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 15:40:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s bonus episode:</p><p>- The blind lead the blind&#8230; and momentarily forget who&#8217;s leading</p><p>- Networking while blind</p><p>- Why high-quality and super crappy representation are both important</p><p>- My profound and wholly original musings on the power of storytelling</p><p>Mentioned in the episode:</p><p>- <a href="https://www.lonewolvesfilm.com/">Lone Wolves</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHoU4Rq65w8">We Might Regret This</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81C3nq3vg4">Disposable Humanity</a></p><p>Submit questions to be&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Living a Life Everyone Fears]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/living-a-life-everyone-fears-817</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/living-a-life-everyone-fears-817</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 11:02:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/196175109/0060bf056f947076a497e0f832d85111.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- A nonfatal face crash</p><p>- You join my very legal business</p><p>- Good, common-sense panic attacks</p><p>- Florida man can see your soul for what it is</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and bonus episodes every other week!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: Dawn of the Hoekstras]]></title><description><![CDATA[Traveling to my ancestral homeland]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-dawn-of-the-hoekstras</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-dawn-of-the-hoekstras</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:03:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s bonus episode:</p><p>- Unceasing backpack larceny</p><p>- Big Pete the Pirate</p><p>- Drug-induced planetariums</p><p>- The world&#8217;s largest marketing meatball</p><p>Submit questions to be answered on future bonus podcasts here: <a href="https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402">https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402</a></p><p>Today&#8217;s music is &#8220;Mountain Lion Drums&#8221; by <a href="https://onj.me/">Andre Louis</a></p><p>The podcast art and other blog graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Disability, Reproduction, and “Lone Wolves”]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/disability-reproduction-and-lone-0f0</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/disability-reproduction-and-lone-0f0</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:03:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/194863040/1e03bf7d0b2da4c27ce1a3dc1a3e524a.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- Hilarious eugenics</p><p>- DIY artificial insemination</p><p>- Laughing alone</p><p>- An extremely beef movie</p><p>come out to some of the <a href="https://reelabilities.org/newyork/">Reel Abilities</a> events between April 23 and 30 in NYC, or check out their <a href="https://reelabilities.org/newyork/watch-online/">streamed films and events</a>.</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and bonus episodes every other week!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: My Time as a Legally Blind Wrestler]]></title><description><![CDATA[How twisting dudes into pretzels can actually be quite accessible]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-my-time-as-a-legally</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-my-time-as-a-legally</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 11:03:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Subscribe to my new podcast, <em><a href="https://soccerexplainedpod.com/">Soccer Explained</a></em>! Two episodes are out, and another drops tomorrow.</p><p>In today&#8217;s bonus episode:</p><p>- Rocking my little baby opponents to sleep</p><p>- The accidental angry upside down pin</p><p>- My daring, courageous victory over a kid who got an asthma attack and forfeited</p><p>- How to rid yourself of anxiety by quitting anything that makes you unc&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: Blind Sports Fandom]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus, a clip from my new soccer podcast!]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-blind-sports-fandom</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-blind-sports-fandom</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 18:44:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/190757251/b92b3eb638c3de2b7b129905e7362786.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Subscribe to my new podcast! First episodes drop next week. </p><p>https://soccerexplainedpod.com/</p><p>In today&#8217;s bonus episode, which is free for everyone:</p><p>- Tiny blurry baseball guys</p><p>- Little Billy, the only Mets fan in school</p><p>- The world violently spins exactly one half circle</p><p>- Big honkin&#8217; hockey</p><p>Music by <a href="https://onj.me/">Andre Louis</a></p><p>The podcast art and other blog graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Yankees audio clip from Major League Baseball, originally broadcast on WFAN New York. Retrieved from</p><div id="youtube2-1BriIpt5WTA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;1BriIpt5WTA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1BriIpt5WTA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>2014 world cup clip from FIFA, retrieved from:</p><div id="youtube2-B8XsmIfQr6o" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;B8XsmIfQr6o&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/B8XsmIfQr6o?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>My freelancing website: </p><p>https://syhoekstra.com/</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Playing Video Games While Blind?]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/playing-video-games-while-blind</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/playing-video-games-while-blind</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2026 22:30:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/190234359/5c8fd443158d2ffb819c32170b2f0c04.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- You&#8217;re a spy!</p><p>- Attack of the chainsaw clown zombies</p><p>- Alabama goes British</p><p>- Tech bro midwives</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: Making Content on a Highly Visual Internet While Blind]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus, I ruin a guy's day]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-making-content-on-a</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-making-content-on-a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 12:03:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- The devastating difference between left and right</p><p>- Volunteer sisters</p><p>- Serenity praying through the internet</p><p>- Daily garbage delivery</p><p>Submit questions to be answered on future bonus podcasts here: <a href="https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402">https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402</a></p><p>Today&#8217;s music is &#8220;Old School Menu Music&#8221; by <a href="https://onj.me/">Andre Louis</a></p><p>The podcast art and other blog graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will &#8230;</a></p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tips for Ending Unwelcome Conversations Using Your Prosthetic Eyes]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/tips-for-ending-unwelcome-conversations</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/tips-for-ending-unwelcome-conversations</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:03:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/188338405/914a52c7090035c7c7a1930ad12a102e.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Content warning for those who become easily queasy.</em></p><p></p><p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- A short humor piece, plus accessibility and snow</p><p>- Reverse Mark Twaining</p><p>- Snow makes coffee bad</p><p>- Eyeball blasters (eyeballs=ammo, not target)</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: More on Kids and Blindness, Feat. My Toddler Again]]></title><description><![CDATA[An exclusive interview (because the interviewee is not allowed to do other shows)]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-more-on-kids-and-blindness</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-more-on-kids-and-blindness</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 22:18:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- A gesture of pity from a second grader</p><p>- Cyclopes</p><p>- The shocking medical effects of makeup</p><p>- Unconventional horticulture</p><p>Submit questions you have for me to be answered on future bonus podcasts here: <a href="https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402">https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402</a></p><p>Today&#8217;s music is &#8220;Wake Up, You&#8217;ve Got Work to Do&#8221; by <a href="https://onj.me/">Andre Louis</a></p><p>The podcast art and other blog graphics a&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Realistic Blindness Simulation Exercises for Effective Corporate Team Building]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/realistic-blindness-simulation-exercises</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/realistic-blindness-simulation-exercises</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 18:02:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/186882702/86fbc97405852c45efe3f5925a8c46b6.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- AN off-site nightmare</p><p>- Minor chemical terrorism</p><p>- A redemption arc</p><p>- Don&#8217;t forget the swag</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>Please follow, rate, and review on <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-sy-with-sy-hoekstra/id1831543927">Apple Podcasts</a> or <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4chkJijXwerl6d3pyVpbjR">Spotify</a>.</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: SNL Swipes at Stevie Wonder]]></title><description><![CDATA[Joking about disability and whining about wokeness]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-snl-swipes-at-stevie</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-snl-swipes-at-stevie</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 12:02:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- Opinions so nuanced and complex that even attempting to understand them makes you hurl your phone into a river</p><p>- Confusing tepid laughter with violent state oppression</p><p>- Cheap shots at New Jersey</p><p>- I ask nothing of you; I implore you to do literally nothing</p><p>Submit questions you have for me to be answered on future bonus podcasts here: <a href="https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402">h&#8230;</a></p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mental Maps and My Instinctive, Subconscious Navigational Computer]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/mental-maps-and-my-instinctive-subconscious</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/mental-maps-and-my-instinctive-subconscious</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 20:40:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/185456856/fb355dd078ca103b7ce9609b0d9cd66a.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- Ride the Brainevator</p><p>- Fear the pants rats</p><p>- Total elementary school recall</p><p>- You and I become fugitives from the law</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my tip jar</a>!</p><p>Please follow, rate, and review on <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-sy-with-sy-hoekstra/id1831543927">Apple Podcasts</a> or <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4chkJijXwerl6d3pyVpbjR">Spotify</a>.</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: Why Do People Who Can See Call Themselves Blind?]]></title><description><![CDATA[And why are tons of blind people, including me, 100% cool with it?]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-why-do-people-who-can</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-why-do-people-who-can</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:02:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- 100% accurate definitions of big science words</p><p>- Nineteenth century Nickelodeon</p><p>- The visual acuity of your belly button</p><p>- Rollerblade brand guide dogs</p><p>Mentioned in the episode:</p><p>- The <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/fj/podcast/how-to-become-batman/id953290300?i=1000333801287">episode of </a><em><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/fj/podcast/how-to-become-batman/id953290300?i=1000333801287">Invisibilia</a></em> covering science about the vision that blind people&#8217;s brains create from sound</p><p>- The <a href="https://thesqueakywheel.org/author/syhoekstra/">humor pieces I&#8217;ve been writing</a> for <em>The Squeaky W&#8230;</em></p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Toothpicks, Poison Spinach, and a Lewd Monkey]]></title><description><![CDATA[PODCAST VERSION]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/toothpicks-poison-spinach-and-a-lewd-a70</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/toothpicks-poison-spinach-and-a-lewd-a70</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 23:56:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/183970433/274ee3f9ee5c730a9ac5404aac21e606.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, how to find what you need at a store while blind. Plus:</p><p>- Candy scattered to the wind</p><p>- Pantomime turtles</p><p>- Exotic meats</p><p>- A CVS employee who is probably a good hang but not a good CVS employee</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my new tip jar</a>!</p><p>Please follow, rate, and review on <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-sy-with-sy-hoekstra/id1831543927">Apple Podcasts</a> or <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4chkJijXwerl6d3pyVpbjR">Spotify</a>.</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: Blind Cooking and Assistive Tech]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mental maps, AI, web access, robo-gide dogs, and more]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-blind-cooking-and-assistive</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-blind-cooking-and-assistive</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 12:02:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- Robots lie to me</p><p>- My daughter loves the lying robots</p><p>- I disparage the lying robots by calling them creatively middling</p><p>- Other robots come for the jobs of guide dogs</p><p><strong>Gift your friends and family a year-long Deep Sy subscription for just $12! Sale ends 12/24. <a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe?coupon=17ba1e0c">https://deepsy.net/subscribe?coupon=17ba1e0c</a></strong></p><p>Submit questions you have for me &#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[How the Grinch Failed to Steal Christmas from the Blind Whos]]></title><description><![CDATA[Listen now | A warm, cozy, violently anti-ableist Christmas story]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/how-the-grinch-failed-to-steal-christmas</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/how-the-grinch-failed-to-steal-christmas</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2025 12:02:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/181202838/4eaa7a53270d6cd7515da2667eda8a32.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a special Christmas episode, and a change of pace. Today&#8217;s story is fiction, and it rhymes. It&#8217;s also possibly intellectual property infringement.</p><p><strong><a href="https://deepsy.net/subscribe/">Become a paid subscriber</a> at</strong> deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories a month earlier, and support what I&#8217;m doing here!</p><p>Or throw a tip in <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/9B65kE0DMd7Uctb87kabK00">my new tip jar</a>!</p><p>Please follow, rate, and review on <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-sy-with-sy-hoekstra/id1831543927">Apple Podcasts</a> or <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4chkJijXwerl6d3pyVpbjR">Spotify</a>.</p><p>The podcast art and other Substack graphics are by <a href="https://www.williamwhcheung.com/">Will Cheung</a></p><p>Today&#8217;s music: 30 Seconds&#8221; by <a href="https://onj.me/">Andre Louis</a></p><p>Find me on:</p><p>- <a href="https://substack.com/@syhoekstra/">Substack</a></p><p>- <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/syhoekstra/">LinkedIn</a></p><p>- <a href="https://tweesecake.social/@SyHoekstra/">Mastodon</a></p><p>- <a href="https://syhoekstra.com/">My freelancing website</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus Episode: More on Parenting a Sighted Toddler While Blind]]></title><description><![CDATA[Challenges, finding support, and strangers on the street]]></description><link>https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-more-on-parenting-a</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://deepsy.net/p/bonus-episode-more-on-parenting-a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sy Hoekstra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 12:03:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/40519cf7-7d9d-4553-87a0-d34ad88ce602_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode:</p><p>- A nonprofit claims to be my &#8220;voice&#8221;</p><p>- An infant is entirely unconcerned by the silent, unidentified shadow man feeding her in the night</p><p>- My toddler&#8217;s crowded social calendar</p><p>- I mollify a police officer</p><p>Submit questions you have for me to be answered on future bonus podcasts here: <a href="https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402">https://deepsy.net/survey/4746402</a></p><p>Please subscribe, rate&#8230;</p>
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